You might recognize him by his slurred speech indicating his constant intoxicated state: you might recognize his railroad track teeth, braces catching spit; it could also be the perfectly tasteless tattoo which graces his upper arm. Like the angel performing felatio on the Grim Reaper that his tattoo depicts, it is not so much the act that is disgustingly funny, but the display. Just like his inked arm, this male is vile. Snake Bullet go-to-guy/bitchboy, Mada will make you cringe, and then laugh.
Ali: Snake Bullet, what the fuck?
Mada: I was hanging with Pat too much. He made me get money to get shirts printed.
(We're all drinking at this point. Lounging at Sailor Haggar's off lonsdale, the Snake Bullet pack is there, minus their posterboy Sean O'Brien.)
A: Gay. Dope. What's all the fuss about O'Breezy's wang?
M: Horsedink, red head.
A: How young is too young?
M: What? No age limit.
Pat: So rude.
A: What was your first time like?
Pat: He's a virgin.
M: I don't even remember. I was probably high as fuck and then blanked out.
A: Sweet. I bet she'll remember is forever. What did you do last night?
M: It's called forgetable friday for a reason. Vodka.
A: Ah.
M: $120 last night to forget.
A: Any last words zipper mouth?
M: SNAKEBULLET - It's inevitable.
At this point I realize nothing is going to come of this interview. I fold up the napkin I'm writing on and put the keno pencil back. We drink more, then head down to the sea bus terminal to cross over to drink at another bar.
Later on at Funkys...
A: Are you not singing tonight?
M: I'm getting drunk. I need more money tonight. Your a fucking loser Pat.
Yeah, that's it. What a guy.
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