Wednesday, February 6, 2008

bomb again


With another threat received at my school, the increased police presence is felt on campus. Also, it has snowed again today. Terror AND frozen water, and yet the school remains open. While the bio-science students get a free pass due to their "traumatic" experience, the rest of the student body has to walk around a police-state campus.

If an arts student were to explode in a million fragments, the bio-sciences students would be told to... "stay home for a while. You know, take those vacation days you been saving up; take Ginny and the kids to the water-slides down past Del Rio."

What are those bio-science students doing in there anyways? Being stuck inside for hours on end, as was the case last week, I'm sure they were up to all sorts of shenanigans. Shenanigans! Spinning the beaker and getting first kisses, seven minutes under the chemical vent-heaven, huffing who-knows-what. Sounds pretty good to me.

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