still D.A.V.E

It has been over a month since I have written anything for HotClique. What have I been doing during this time?

I’ve slowly dripped back to resting on my slacker laurels. I shout “crunch-time baby” at the television, football playing, though I know nothing about the sport. Still I’ll arrange diatribes on Brett Favre and march about the room making grand proclamations. What the fuck is a passing average?

I’ll meticulously apply Franks Red Hot sauce to every morsel I manage to scrounge. Alas I am broke, but that’s not really a worry - my freeloading skills are well honed. Down to my last two toonies I managed to consume half a colt45, half a liter of white wine, three and half beers, one glass of gin and juice, five cigarettes, a couple bong hits, a grilled cheese and a piece of pizza in a single evening. Now that’s crunch-time.

My whining is mostly unfulfilled. I know I’m responsible for my woes and am not looking for anyone to hold my chin up.

As of this writing I have three late papers to complete. They’ve been put off and put off again as has publishing anything for this website. But I know the semesters almost over and I don’t want to regret anything and I’ll want to start fresh next semester and follow through with all the “I’m going to do this differently” promises I’ve inevitably started making already.