smooth. ugh.

During my formative early teen years I saw a commercial for a gay chat line. The ad had a studly man, presumably gay, in his boxer briefs preening himself. Nearing the end of the thirty second spot, he realized he had a pimple in the middle of his back, beyond reach of his gay arms. He struggles, fails. The voiceover then said, can’t go through it all by yourself? or something similar to that. Now, as a child, I thought, gee, isn’t that gross? Having someone other then yourself exert pressure on an oil filled pore isn’t exactly arousing I thought. This stuck with me for years, though rest assured, it wasn’t at the front of my mind, in fact, it disappeared from consciousness as thoughts often do.

Seven odd years later it resurfaced when, and not surprisingly, a woman was popping pimples and black heads on my back. Don’t get grossed out; don’t even try to make an image of it, as I’m not trying to gross you out. The popper began without asking me, and with the first push, or pop I guess, my mind raced back to the commercial I had seen years before. Was I now gay because I had someone doing it to me? Turmoil in my mind, so I asked her, “What are you doing!?” I was put-off. She said she enjoyed the process, and she derived pleasure from it. Being easy and hedonistic, I lay back down, prone again and let her go at it.

My question now, months after this incident: has this happened to you? Sure, you might have plopped a finger up a loved ones butt hole once or twice, or more, in the heat of passion, receiving protest and questioning at first, then later asked to do it again, but in our carefree superficial sex age the butt hole is just another hole. Are pores just another hole? Now I’m not saying women should find a man with a penis small enough to fuck the oil out from their pores, but rather, that pores are fair game. Anything’s fair game I suppose, and if pleasure is derived from it, all the better. Wow, I sound like one hell of a deviant prevert, or pervert. Are those synonyms? By the way, don't go google image searching for "pimple". I didn't add a photo to this post for a reason.