Some time ago the subject of masturbation, not as taboo as it once was, came up in conversation. A friend of mine mentioned that he would run the shower during the act. That was his thing. When he was going to jerk off, he would go to the bathroom and run the shower throughout the act, then jump in the shower. He said it was a courtesy thing.
At the time I laughed a little and we passed along to the next topic. Yanking it came to mind earlier today and I thought about my friend's routine. I've never noticed that the act of cranking one out to be especially loud. Coitus, on the other hand, can be very loud and impassioned. I have yet to find myself scream out in ecstasy while self-climaxing. I doubt I am "doing it wrong", as I achieve the end product without fail.
Either my friend, the shower hand, and I have different ideas of what proper familial courtesy is, or I am lacking something.
I figure I am lacking something, as spanking it, or self-love as it is referred to in some circles, doesn't seem to be an engaging activity. I went skateboarding today. I have never gone masturbatin' . That would make a funny sign for a door, as opposed to gone fishin'.
(It is possible though. There are places where one can go to ejaculate: ie. while viewing a peep show. For that matter, there are accounts of people being arrested for choking the chicken in public places, or in their cars. I think I once read of a judge who was dismissed from duty for doing it while on the job.)
I suppose it is more along the lines of washing the dishes for me: if my boner is in the way, I will attend to it. I suppose I think of it as separate from me, my schlong that is: I can see it turning its head to me afterwards, saying, "Much appreciated Alexander. Same time next week?"
